True Value Bargains of the Month – June 2014

I really can’t believe that it is already June. How are we 1/2 way through 2014? Our stores have been really busy since February selling anything that cranks and cuts grass. We’re expecting June and July heat and dust to make things even more exciting around the stores!

June typically is a huge month as folks are coming in the stores looking for Father’s Day gifts. We’ve got a LOT of toys that dad will like. Whether it cranks or grills, cools or lights up or even cuts… we’ve got a present for all dads.

New month also means new items that are on sale from True Value that we like to call “Bargains of the Month.” Here they are:

2 Pack 90 Watt Halogen Flood Bulbs

Dads, before you get too excited about your gift, you need to do some chores. Frankly, the motion sensor light that only worked 10 years ago when you moved in the house, and hasn’t since, is something that you need to take care of. The silly thing is, the only thing that needs to be done is that you’d buy a light bulb and replace it? How many dads does it take to change a lightbulb? One! go do it.

These are on sale for the month of June. 2 bulbs in a pack for $14.99. These are long lasting. Indoor/outdoor. 90w Halogen Flood Lights. Surprise your wife by knocking this to-do item off the list once and for all!

40oz Round Up Concentrate Weed & Grass Killer

Weeds getting you down? It is time to go to war against them. This bottle of concentrate Round Up is on sale for $21.97, but also has a $10 mail in rebate. I’m not sure I can write much more creative stuff about killing weeds. Here’s the fine print: Roundup, 40 OZ, Concentrate, Weed & Grass Killer Plus, Contains Fastact Technology For Faster Uptake Into The Weed, Kills The Roots, For Use Around Driveways, Walkways, & Fences, For Use In A Tank Sprayer, Add 6 OZ Per Gallon Of Water For Best Results, Active Ingredients: 18% Glyphosate, 0.73% Diquat.

Oh yeah! Diquat!

Zero Gravity Chair

While you’re watching that Diquat work as it sticks the Glyphosate to the leaf of the weed, you might as well do it relaxed. Doesn’t relaxation in zero gravity sound interesting too!

Zero Gravity Chair, Infinite Recline Possibilities With Ergonomic, Positive Latching Mechanism, Adjustable Sleeve Style Pillow, Plastic Armrests, 250 LB Rated.

On sale for the month of June for $39.99 (I might need to get one of these!)

16 inch 3 Speed Stand Pedestal Fan

Stand Fan. Stand Fan? True Value is calling this a “Stand Fan.” I personally like the word “Pedestal” better. Pedestal Fan makes it sound smarter in general. As you lay in your infinite reclining zero gravity chair at night under the flood lights watching the diquat making the glyphosate stick to the leaf of the weed ultimately resulting in dead weeds (in the month of June when it will start to get warmer… even in the evenings)  you might as well be comfortable with this PEDESTAL fan! Regardless of what you call it, it is on sale for $17.99